- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

joe diragi whacks off his dog

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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