- Anti Joke

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.