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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

I had friends on the Death Star.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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