Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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