Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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