What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

Well this is pointless.....

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

antonio has a penis head.lol

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