- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Neither did she.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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