- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

whats 7+4? 74

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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