What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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