- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

all the kids had fun

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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