Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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I used to know what alzheimers was

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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Poop

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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