- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

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