Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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