- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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