- Anti Joke

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter