how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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