How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

i had sex.

Women

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

John Cena for president

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