- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

You know what's natural? Bears.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

penis

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

"Knock knock..." "come in"

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