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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

A sober Irish individual.

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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