Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

a. why? b. because

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

whats worse than a kane nothing

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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