Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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