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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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