"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

G:nock nock B:come in!

You dropped something.... Yo lip

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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