Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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