- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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