- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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