- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

No antijoke here.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

justin beiber sucks

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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