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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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