What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

a. why? b. because

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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