Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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