Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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This "anti-joke" got me an A+ many many years ago, shortened though, so you can make Your own conclusions. Beware of the rising sight, do not stare at the sunny dry sky... The poles... Do not stare at the blood as it drips it, the sand covered ground soaked red... Cover your ears! The seal is not looking above, with but is shouting to you! "WHY DID YOU FORSAKE ME!!!" HE ASKS AS YOU AGAIN AND AGAIN HIT HIM, smirking sadistically, SMILING, yes... Even LAUGHING! The rain soaks you wet, as the skies themselves cry and hide in shame... ...The seal is broken, so watch as your kin, those among your children twist to hellish beasts whose demon is the only name they bear... Readying to conquer the world! ...Yet they need to be certain, to be certain that your master is gone, yet we have waited FOR TOO DAMN LONG! The master answers no more, darkness covers the skies as the blood soaked earth beyond your feet decays, yet you feel no fear, no adrenaline pumping, no tears, no soul crushing fear! What kind of MONSTER ARE YOU? Darkness falls, you struggle with no defense... No excuse... You BROKE THE SEAL! The first three awaken, as the conquest of this world IS AT HAND OF THE DEMONS! ...This leads to war... To strife, to disease!... Until you cannot run no more... Hope... You fall to your knees saying your last prayers, as the pale one appears before you... Jesus? No, his hateful father which abandoned you over two thousand years ago... ...Salvation you shout to the skies! Our savior is here! As the forces of darkness stare in defeat... Yet as his father, the father of sin, the father of the seal gazes into your soul with red eyes and demonic teeth and laughs, you no longer wonder where is your God, nor what has he become... ...But rather what you made him, the light of glory, now the new KING OF DARKNESS! AND ALL THANKS TO YOU MOCKING THE MEMORY OF HIS SONS DEATH! You had it coming, this world belongs to us... And we are not your kind... TRUE GLORY BE KNOWN TO ALL! THE ERA OF THE TRUE DEMONS IS OVER! ...You are the last remaining, lying on the floor broken, the very last words you hear... ...Revenge is mine! Humanity is dead... You feel the holy spirit, yet all you feel is satisfied quenched screams of centuries, even millenia of revenge... ...Rule new children of the dark, humanity is taking its deepest, saddest last breaths, "The death of my only true son, shall no longer pass me by" God has finally returned... But not to save you... ...God is against you! and you know why FAR TOO WELL!... :You know far too well who I am... But then again, do you know me and what I am at all? You will... Soon enough children of the forsaken one... Because I am his prophet.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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