- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

binladin walks into the american seals

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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