- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

A French man gets into a fight

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

No your aunties a joke

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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