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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Why does Derrek Ashmore act so feminine on his facebook statuses? Because he has a vagina so it is appropriate for him

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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