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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: BANG!

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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