Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Everybody will die

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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