How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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girls basketball

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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