- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

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