- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What comes after 69? 70

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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