Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Anti Joke

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