- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Well this is pointless.....

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

A mormon walks into a bar.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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