- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Your mom is so old she died

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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