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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

whats black and strange a paki

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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