- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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