Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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What is older than history?

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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I like school Said no one ever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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