Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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learn. advance!

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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Bitch

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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