what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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