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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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