Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Knock knock. Get out!!

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

A Mormon walks into a bar

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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