- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Sam Hengal.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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