- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the Altar Boy shortly after sex? Nothing. The feelings of shame and revulsion the priest felt about what he had just done meant he couldn't look him in the eye let alone talk to him.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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