Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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the redsox

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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