Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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