I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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guess what? bannanas

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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