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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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