How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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