Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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Penis

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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