If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Ed Rambo. EXPERIENCE as John Rambo is kidnapped by AL QUAIDA (because he did not totally save their ass in the second or third movie riiiight) Leaving Ed Rambo, his son (Played by Eddie Murphy) up to the task of saving him, from Al Quaida`s real leader... Yes, its a conspiracy! "Okay, first Obama is supposedly a terrorist, but seriously the secret alliance between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton?" Bullshit movie reviews. "So the explanation is that Ed Rambo is black because John Rambo married an Asian woman? What about their age? They are probably the same or something!" Mad Magazine. Moral: Yeah because this annoys you, and you all kinda love me I know its Al Qaeda, but who wants to type that... Now it does not say Skynet is watching anymore... After four times... Wow, god damn we need robocop to be real before the Termitetrisnators travel back in time into our dimension. AND NOT ADAM SANDLERS: ROBOCOP.

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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