- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Jordan is pregant

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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