A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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