A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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