What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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