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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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12 niqqa 12.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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