- Anti Joke

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

A blind man walks into a library.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

A jew enters a mall.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.