- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Who invented apple? God

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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