- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

PENIS

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Be sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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