- Anti Joke

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Knock knock. Get out!!