- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

A black man walks out of a police station

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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