- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Knock Knock? Come in.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

penisvaginaorgasm

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

You were born.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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