What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Anthony sucks

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Women's rights.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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