- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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