What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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