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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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