Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Adam Chebali has no life

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

field day?

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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