- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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