A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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A man died.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Your mother just died.

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You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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