- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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