a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

think twice or at least think

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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