Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

knock knock Dave's not here.

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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