Womens rights

Your mother is so fat.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

poopy is poopy

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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