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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

the sky is green no it is not

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

A van drives into a car.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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