Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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