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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Guest what? Dog

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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