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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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