- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

A midget walked under a bar.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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