What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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i have two hands.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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