- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

justin beiber sucks

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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