- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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