- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

whats yellow after cani...nathan

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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