- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

your mama's so fat... that's it

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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