Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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hiya

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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girls basketball

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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