- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

why do mexicans get made fun of

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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