What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

An Asian with a big dick.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Ily bae

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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