- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

A miserable man committed suicide.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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