What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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Dwight Howard

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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