- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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