Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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whats green and lives in the water

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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whats funny about this joke? nothing.

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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u know whats a crime? rape

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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the game

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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