- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Suck pussy

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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