- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

Knock Knock? Come in.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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