What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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