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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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