Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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