- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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