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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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