- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

So a seal walks into a club.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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