- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

Why? Why not?

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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