children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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N-E Pats never cheated

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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